Quoth The Clock "Beep"
I'm not sure why, but I'm terrible about keeping time.There are three clocks of mine in this room: One by my bed, One on my computer, and my pocket-watch. And all three of them are off, and by off I mean like off by several mintues or more.
My watch beeped, letting me know that it was 10:00AM, except that it did so 10 minutes early, since it's a full 10 minutes fast.
My computer disagreed with the watch, because 10:00AM was a good 20 minutes ago. It's running a full half-hour fast.
Meanwhile, my alarm-clock was already past 10:00AM by a full 5 minutes. It's running a peaceful (and deliberate) 15 minutes fast.
Which means, it was 10:00AM 10 minutes after the watch said so, 30 after my computer said so, and 15 after my alarm clock.
And the worst part is that I know this. I know it like the back of my hand. I glance at my computer and immediately subtract the extra time, and I do the same thing with my watch and my clock. Why it's easier for me to do that than sychronize? I have no idea.
But even better, rather than acknowleging fixing this problem, I instead write a post about it and then go play some silly online game on miniclip.com.
Cause I rock, that's why